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Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
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It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company.
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Jesse Lacey got drunk at a holiday party last year and karaoke’d “Sk8ter Boi”. During the bridge he disclosed some intimate details about one of his exes while on the mic. Several people have yet to forgive him. He is also the singer of this band.

Vin Accardi is a true mixologist with a mental database of at least fifty potent cocktails, many of which must be “pounded”. He fingers frets for a living.

Brian Lane has ridden a mini bike through a nightclub’s foam party. He is not only a genius but he is also the drummer.

Garrett Tierney has been known to go on makeoutclub.com, filter through all of the best looking girls interested in his band, then IM them with the surefire line “Yo”. He plays bass.

Brand New’s official website bio, August 2003 (via vin-accardi)

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